Virtual Small Group Master Plant Diet with Cypress - Led by Lindsay Calliandra Rose

Begins Thursday May 1st 2025 at 9 am PT / 12 pm ET / 6 pm CET

3 week Master Plant Diet with 1 week integration

Meetings every Thursday through May 29th, 2025

Master Plant Diet Summary

A Master Plant Dieta is a sacred shamanic practice that involves forming a deep relationship with a specific plant spirit - and this one is all about Cypress! This practice began in the Amazonian jungle many generations ago, and is designed to facilitate personal growth, healing, and spiritual connection beyond our wildest dreams. Engaging in a Master Plant Dieta involves a strict process of purification, which both benefits physical healing and helps us connect more deeply to Cypress. He is a portal into our connection to spirit and the afterlife!

What is a Master Plant Dieta?

A Master Plant Dieta is a sacred shamanic practice that invites you to connect deeply with the consciousness and spirit of a specific plant, known as a Master Plant. Rooted in the ancient traditions of the Amazon jungle, this practice has been used for centuries by indigenous cultures to foster a profound and healing relationship between humans and plants. Engaging in a Master Plant Dieta involves a process of purification, discipline, and dedication, where you commit to working intimately with a plant spirit to receive its teachings, guidance, and medicine. This journey is not just about physical benefits but also about spiritual growth and self-discovery, as you open yourself to the wisdom and magic of the plant kingdom.

Cypress: A Tree Rooted in the Cosmos

Cypress trees have been symbols of death, heaven, and the afterlife for centuries. Traditions like Ancient Egypt and Greece revered these majestic beings as chariots into expanded states of consciousness. Cypress trees were often planted at the base of gravesites in order to carry the deceased safely into the after life. Cypress also supports all those who work with him to process the depths of our grief, and to integrate our experience of separateness. He is a deeply compassionate and expansive spirit, and he loves to teach us humans the magical truth about death.

As a Master Plant Dieta, Cypress also embodies the energy of rebirth. He helps those who work with him process shadowy fears, resistance to greatness, and stories around limited beliefs and unworthiness. And he brings those who merge with him into a powerful experience of rebirth. If you are at a point in your life where you feel stuck, stagnant, anxious, and/or fearful, Cypress is an incredible ally for stepping into your power. He is here to remind us that death is a homecoming, and that our souls are always, always safe. Knowing this to the core of our beings means we can relish every moment of our lives. The wisdoms that Cypress reflects are some of the most powerfully sacred awarenesses we can experience.

The Cypress Master Plant Diet Experience

The Cypress Master Plant Diet Experience is a unique and transformative program designed to help you connect deeply with the Cypresss plant spirit through a traditional dieta. Since Cypress has many varieties, the one we recommend dieting is Cupressus sempervirens - or the Mediterranean Cypress tree. This is negotiable though - if there’s a variety of Cypress you are more connected to, let us know and we will make sure it’s aligned. Over the course of 3 weeks (or so - this is adjustable as needed), you will embark on a guided journey that includes daily ceremonies and rituals, a restricted diet to attune your body, and daily connection to Cypress, either through ingestion and/or essential oils. This experience offers ample opportunities for deep introspection, meditation, and contemplation, all under the guidance of an experienced facilitator - Lindsay Calliandra Rose. By immersing yourself in this sacred practice, you will unlock the profound teachings and healing potential of Cypress.

This dieta is held in the old traditional way with sincere reverence and expertise. Even if you’ve dieted Cypress previously, this is a gorgeously powerful and balanced container that will undoubtedly invite you to know the magical medicine of this in a wholly new and impactful way.

Course Details

Duration: The diet is approximately 3 weeks (more or less as needed). The course is a total of one month, with 5 weekly meetings. These are recorded for those who can’t make them live.
Location: Online
Dates: May 1st through May 29th, 2025
Price: $499
Includes:
- Daily ceremonies and rituals
- Guided meditations and contemplations
- Dieta protocol document
- Recipe booklet
- Opportunities for deep introspection and connection with the Cypress plant spirit
- Weekly Zoom meetings (recorded and shared same-day)
- Daily dieta checkins and connection to your facilitator
- A safely and reverently held container
- Daily access to your guide via phone, text, or email for any additional support

Beginning on or around Thursday, May 1st, 2025, Lindsay will schedule individual dieta openings with each participant, which happens through the power of song + intention. Then on 5/1/25, and the 4 Thursdays after, Lindsay and the crew will meet on Zoom to share what’s happening via 90 minute meetings.

We will provide a protocol document outlining for food instructions and specific wisdom on how to work with Cypress as well. In addition to only eating clean, organic, simple foods, we will all abstain from sexual activities, media, dark energies, and other distractions for the duration of the 3 weeks, and each Thursday we will meet on Zoom to connect, share stories, and learn more about the gifts Cypress has to offer through our vulnerable shares.

Lindsay will hold the diets for all participants, checking in on the connection and listening for messages each morning and night. She will be also be available throughout the process for spontaneous support as needed, because we intend to go deep with this adventure!

Diets will be closed individually on or around May 22nd. (Closing days/times are personalized for each participant.)

For more information about this ancient, transformative process, email us and ask anything here, or use our online Contact Us form.

Schedule and Registration

Dieta begins Thursday, May 1st, 2025 at 9 am PT / 12 pm ET / 6 pm CET

The Diet itself lasts 3 weeks total, with an additional session 1 week later for integration

Class schedule - all on Zoom:

Thursday May 1st - Dieta opens (90 mins)

Thursday May 8th - Sharing initial insights and energies (90 mins)

Thursday May 15th - Second session during dieta full of deep revelations (90 mins)

Thursday May 22nd - Dieta closes, final reflections on our portals (90 mins)

Thursday May 29th - Integration session (90 mins)

Cost for 1 month workshop: $499

Limited Space Available

Feel free to reach out with any questions too or to request a payment plan! Em ail us here and we will do all we can to make this accessible if you need it.

P.S. The next group Master Plant Diet will be with compassionate, protective, and love-filled Queen ROSE!